Let’s Deprecate “Camera Phone”

Every phone has a camera. Hell, we all refer to it as “the camera on my phone” whether we know it or not. But the truth is they suck – even some of the best cameras, like that on the Nexus One, aren’t that great. I can run an entire business on my iPhone, spend money like it’s going out of style, and do countless other things… yet a good picture is elusive. Today I saw a tweet from @justinbarber that said  ”Absolutely no reason mobile phones should have anything under an 8mp camera.  I can access the web but not take a good picture…come on.”

I agree with the second part of his statement, but the first maybe not so much. In the race to provide a good camera on phones, manufacturers are following the same stupid baby steps that the imaging industry followed 8 years ago – they’re saying, “let’s boost megapixel numbers and persuade the consumers that it’s the most important thing.” The problem with that is that many of us who buy smartphones know that it doesn’t work that way – we want quality, not quantity. The image sensor in my $700 Nikon D5000 is 12.1 megapixels. The image sensor in the $6000 Nikon D3S is 12.1 megapixels. Guess which takes better pictures?

So here’s what I’m hoping is going to happen – 4th generation iPhone will come out, Steve comes on stage, says “Our camera isn’t the highest megapixel, but we’re not about that. Our camera takes the funnest/awesomest/best pictures.” Maybe then the rest will get a clue.

Calm Down, It’s Just Fruit.

Apple has the second highest market capitalization of all U.S. companies. Quick econ/finance lesson for you – market cap is simply the price for one (1) share of stock in a company times the number of shares outstanding. It’s equity value, and honestly not a great way to compare apples to oil. But I’m curious – why the hell is the media so surprised that the government is so interested in a company with the nation’s second largest amount of publicly traded stock? Shouldn’t this be ASSUMED? I’m interested in your thoughts.

Now have a Werther’s.

My iPhone Sucks On The Freeway, So I Found A Verizon iPhone.

 

Why Alessandra’s Role Will Beat Ashton’s

I have never seen an episode of Caprica. I’ve never seen an episode of Battlestar Galactica. Even so, I follow Alessandra Torresani (aka @bambolabambina) on Twitter. She’s fairly interesting, and the reason I find her so is because she absolutely and completely embodies everything about herself as Zoe Graystone in Caprica. Her entire Twitter life centers around being this character, recognizing it, and then by extension showing herself as a normal 22 year old chick playing a Cylon. She refers to her followers as “‘lil cylons.” She responds to her fans on Twitter. She also has nearly 5 million fewer followers than Ashton Kutcher.

In the world of social networking, Alessandra has totally figured out how to be the absolute best marketer possible for her brand – she IS her brand. Ashton, on the other hand, is an already-famous movie star delving into the business of social media, just as other movie stars have gotten into politics and involved in world-events in the past. The difference lies here: Alessandra is Caprica, and Caprica is Alessandra. 

Ashton is Seinfeld – he’s a show about nothing. He’s a smattering of random stuff about all the things he’s up to on any given day. Unfortunately, so are the other 99.999% of Twitter users, including yours truly.

My point is that in the end, I see Alessandra’s role being the successful approach to take for young, up and coming actors and actresses. I also see the PR and marketing folk behind Hollywood pushing for this kind of approach, even when it’s not such a great thing for an established actor/actress who doesn’t want to be typecast (I’m looking at you Tony-Stark-I-Mean-Robert-Downey-Jr).

I’ll never claim to be a “social media expert” or any derivative of such. If you do consider yourself one, I’m interested in your opinion. Go.

UPDATE: Quick disclaimer – I find Ashton Kutcher super funny and totally respect how he uses his influence in the world to do amazingly charitable things. This is simply an example of how fast the internet changes.

Yo. I’m back.

Took a hiatus from writing due to being super busy with a couple of other projects (namely Ripstyles and Betwext). Long story short – I’m back. Could be for two days, hopefully will be for longer. I plan on pissing you off. :-)

 

Oh, and of course providing unquantifiable joy as well.